Population | 13.266 billion |
Capital | Kartorograd |
Leader | Brigadier General Corndon Longley |
Faith | Cornism |
Currency | C-Mark |
Animal | Cartorian Grizzly |
The Cornist Junta of Cartorian Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brigadier General Corndon Longley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.266 billion Cartorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kartorograd. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cartorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion C-Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,002 C-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartorian Empire's national animal is the Cartorian Grizzly, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cornism.
Cartorian Empire is ranked 265,945th in the world and 276th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cartorian Empire was endorsed by The Federation of ImperialRussia.
- : Cartorian Empire lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Cartorian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Cartorian Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Cartorian Empire lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Cartorian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Cartorian Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output, Most Patriotic, and Most Developed.
- : Cartorian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Cartorian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Cartorian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Annerrland, National Federation, Smarterial, One Alexandria, Far Andainarics, and ImperialRussia.